steward has a knack for greatness. For the
record, he is:
80% Un-telligent!
which is significantly
higher than the
current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of steward's personality that led our team of
geeks to conclude (with confidence) that he is resourceful,
sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows an
astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of
observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this,
he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the
equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling
is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers
or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough
enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most
net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive
sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The
balance of these three traits is important; high levels of
confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor
make for the strongest individuals." |
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